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Entries from December 2007

The Origin of Christmas

December 25th, 2007 · 4 Comments

I just read something that fucked up my Christmas and maybe my entire religious base. Today I had breakfast with one of my friends and a thought came into my mind. “I wonder when the first Christmas was celebrated.” Me being the conspiracy theorist that I am, imagined a corporate plot to sell me and [...]

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Tags: Opinion · Religion

Beauty is NOT in the Eye of the Beholder and NOT Skin Deep (part 2)

December 24th, 2007 · 5 Comments

In the book, “Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters” the authors talk about the characteristics that make a person beautiful. What they found was that facial beauty is a matter of how much the left side of your face is symmetrical to the right side (bilateral symmetry). People without symmetrical facial features are ugly (sorry [...]

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Tags: Chatter · Human Nature

Lupe, K. West, and Pharrell… CRS … Us Placers

December 22nd, 2007 · No Comments

I’m feeling this song and video but I wish I could understand what the title means… “Us Placers”… huh?

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Tags: Rap · Videos

Blue Eyed People are Better Than Brown Eyed

December 20th, 2007 · No Comments

Imagine if we were judged by the color of our eyes… i.e. blue eyed people are superior in every way and brown eyed people were lesser in every way… the results of that is displayed in this video… a real EYE opener..

This is only part 1 of 5 so if you want to see more [...]

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Tags: Education · Human Nature · Videos

Beauty is NOT in the Eye of the Beholder and NOT Skin Deep (part 1)

December 18th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Forget what you’ve heard, beauty is not skin deep. There are specific criteria as to what defines beauty and it is universal for all human beings. After reading “Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters” it confirmed what I already knew. All men are sexually attracted to women with long hair, big tits, slim wastes and [...]

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Tags: Chatter · Human Nature · Opinion

Unremorseful Selfishness

December 15th, 2007 · No Comments

I would like to take this time out to think about ME and only ME and I don’t care who knows it. We all kid ourself when we say, “I’m doing this all for you” because in reality we do nothing ALL for anyone else but ourselves. I usually reserve these moments for special occasions [...]

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Tags: Chatter · Human Nature

You are Not your F**king Khakis

December 13th, 2007 · 1 Comment

For all of you happy people, here is something to bring you down…

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same
decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the
same compost pile.
You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the [...]

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Tags: Movies · Work Life

Keep Your So Called “News”

December 11th, 2007 · No Comments

This is why I don’t watch the news…

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Tags: Opinion

My Bubble

December 9th, 2007 · 2 Comments

My bubble is a 360 degree circle around me with a radius of 100 feet. It encompasses everything I see, touch, hear, smell and taste. My bubble contains everything I interact with on a daily basis. I said all of that to say I am the ruler of my bubble. I directly control everything that [...]

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Tags: Chatter · Human Nature · Religion

The Spins

December 6th, 2007 · No Comments

I caught a case of the spins. Sipping a little bit of that Captain Morgan. It’s about that time when you feel some of that liquor coming back up from your esophagus. But then you swallow it back down and think nothing of it. I love drinking. I call myself a border-line alcoholic, but I [...]

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Tags: Chatter