The Graduate

The purpose of life is to live and be merry. In between that, make babies that can live and be merry and make babies.

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Quotes are cool because they make you seem like you know a lot. I also try to live by them and use them in my every day life. These are some of my favorite.
1. Forgiveness
To err is human, to forgive divine.
-Alexander Pope

2. I hate being disappointed so I don’t expect nothing from anyone. [...]

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I just read something that fucked up my Christmas and maybe my entire religious base. Today I had breakfast with one of my friends and a thought came into my mind. “I wonder when the first Christmas was celebrated.” Me being the conspiracy theorist that I am, imagined a corporate plot to sell me and [...]

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Forget what you’ve heard, beauty is not skin deep. There are specific criteria as to what defines beauty and it is universal for all human beings. After reading “Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters” it confirmed what I already knew. All men are sexually attracted to women with long hair, big tits, slim wastes and [...]

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This is why I don’t watch the news…

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