A couple of weeks ago I had the experience of being sober in the club. It’s been so long that it felt like a new experience. For the first time, in a long time, I realized that the club scene if full of whackness. The women are desperate and the men are lame. It’s ridiculous.
First you have the dudes that stand around on the dance floor just watching the women dance. Their lame ass don’t have the balls to go right up to them and start dancing. They probably scared that she gon’ play them out. I just move those lame dudes out the way and get my dance on. And if she try to stunt like I ain’t the hottest cat in there I move on to next lucky lady. (lol)
Most of the women in the club have an aura of desperation about them. They all up in the club with their tightest most revealing outfits attracting all the wrong characters. Because I was sober, I was able to pay attention to them as they anxiously waited to be approached. Most of the time lames would just holla. The more lames that approach, the worst them desperate women felt about themselves. You could always tell who these women are. Most of the time they at the bar with their arms crossed holding their handbag, waiting for their friend to finish dancing so they could leave.
I find it funny and sad but more funny. Not all of the ladies in the club are desperate and not all of the fellas in there are lame, just enough, though, for me to generalize.
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9 responses so far ↓
1 Chantal // May 20, 2008 at 6:07 pm
You are hilarious. As long as you know that all the women there arent desperate nor lames. But I go to the club sober as ever and I always have fun
lol.
2 rey // May 20, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Yea I know it’s not everyone… but it is MOST!
3 Brittany // May 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I hate the club. I have never had a drink before so whenever I did go to the club I saw what you saw. I realized it wasn’t for me at all. I’m not that type of girl and I don’t want that type of guy.
4 rey // May 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Never had a drink before?!? I can’t nix off the club completely… I like to dance so I go to cut a rug… but out of all the desperate women and lame dudes, there are a few FEW good people out there… and it is not impossible to find one… just highly improbable
5 Talulazoeapple // May 22, 2008 at 1:22 am
I had to give a warning message to my friends, If you called to go to a club, call someone else. Not Interested!
I hate crowds. I don’t like strangers touching me. That is not the place to find a quality guy. They are all there searching for the weakest link.
6 Ludny // Jun 17, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I like this one a lot…its so freaking true..so to avoid all that hot mess..you better take a drink or a date with you to the club…
7 rey // Jun 17, 2008 at 7:54 pm
lol.. i know, Lundy, i’ve learned my lesson!
8 Marv // Jul 24, 2008 at 11:56 am
I guess I am a lame because I don’t get on the dance floor and get my dance on. Heck, I can’t dance…I’m a stiff! This is why I avoid clubs because like Rey said, the clubs are for dancers! I can go to many other places to meet and talk to women of a higher caliber. And for the record, I’ve been sober in the club many, many times.
9 Siobhan // Sep 23, 2008 at 4:15 am
Hmm, I quite enjoy the club. I don’t drink, so I go to dance…and be the DD always LOL. Honestly I’m that person in the middle of the dancefloor having a “battle” with one of the other regulars.
beautiful kisses
Siobhan
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